Trouser Minnow

I'm really drunk

There's nobody over

Why don't you come by?

You'll like it

You wanna stay up with me?

We can buy a pizza

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,

They just wanna bust a nut.

I hate it when they're on top and

They all have little dicks. I

Think I'll get out of town where-

Where a girl can find some peace of

Maybe move to another country where-

Where men aren't all so sexist.

Maybe if I hide in the closet

Maybe with a bottle of wine

I'll crack you on the noggin' -

We'll have a real wild time!

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I swear I didn't say anything

He just followed me in there

It was like, «what the?»

And he just took my shirt up

And we just right, right there on the sink.

I was so drunk I was dizzy,

And she was in the kitchen

While we were downstairs f*cking and she called me A b*tch, and

I tried to tell her it was nothing

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,

They take advantage of me.

I want all men to use me

For their only satisfaction.

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Remember what it used to be like when-

When all we did was eat and f*ck

I let you shave my pussy

You let me, paint your dick.

You were always late for work

You said it didn't matter.

Then after a while,

I guess it — I guess it did start to matter

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men

They take advantage of me

And they'd all wanna use me,

But they're all satisfied now.

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,

They just wanna bust a nut.

I hate it when they use me

They have such little dicks.

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