Rapeman — Trouser Minnow

I'm really drunk

There's nobody over

Why don't you come by?

You'll like it

You wanna stay up with me?

We can buy a pizza

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,

They just wanna bust a nut.

I hate it when they're on top and

They all have little dicks. I

Think I'll get out of town where-

Where a girl can find some peace of

Maybe move to another country where-

Where men aren't all so sexist.

Maybe if I hide in the closet

Maybe with a bottle of wine

I'll crack you on the noggin' -

We'll have a real wild time!