Ain't it nice to be underground
With a good ol' friend like me (a friend like me, yeah)
So you notice that sign, we ain't lying
But sit down and take a seat (take a seat)
There's an exit for sure
But that's for shmucks
But a little bit of ink
And a couple of bucks
We can reopen the curtains
And show off the strut
But for goodness sake
You gotta just believe!