Gospel of Dismay

Ain't it nice to be underground

With a good ol' friend like me (a friend like me, yeah)

So you notice that sign, we ain't lying

But sit down and take a seat (take a seat)

There's an exit for sure

But that's for shmucks

But a little bit of ink

And a couple of bucks

We can reopen the curtains

And show off the strut

But for goodness sake

You gotta just believe!