Sad

I saw an old man get hit by a train.

He didn't see it in the pouring rain.

He didn't hear me shout «Look out for the train»,

Cause I didn't say anything.

I just thought to myself: «Oh, this is gonna be sad».

And it was.

I am a genius.

I saw an old man get hit by a train.

He didn't see it in the pouring rain.

He didn't hear me shout «Look out for the train»,

Cause I didn't say anything.

I just thought to myself: «Oh, this is gonna be sad».

And it was.

I am a genius.

About all the sad stuff.

Just picture a depressed onion cutting himself.

The world's so fucking sad, bro,

Pain, starvation, Aids.

But I gotta remember there are good things about it too

Like the fact that none of that is happening to me.

I saw a giraffe who had a short neck

That was sad, or a deer.