Tim Minchin

Morality is written there in simple white and black,

I feel sorry for you heathens, got to think about all that.

Good is good and evil's bad and goats are good and pigs are crap.

You'll find which one is which in the Good Book.

Fuck me Sam, what are the odds that of history’s endless parade of gods,

That the god that you just happen to be taught to believe in is the actual one and he digs on healing,

But not the AIDS-ridden African nations, nor the victims of the plague nor the flood addled Asians,

But healthy, privately-insured Australians, with common and curable corneal degenerations?

Your love for me is not debatable,

Your sexual appetite's insatiable.

You never ever make me waitable,

Delectable, inflatable you.